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Rating: T
Notes: In the last story, “Five Words no Engineer Wants to Hear”, Johannes Birkenwald and Philippe Trieste mentions a story about Malcolm outdrinking a Klingon in an offworld bar. Well, here's the story. It's a companion piece/prequel (not really a tag) to “Five Words...”, but it can also be read as a stand-alone.
Reference to “Star Wars”, and a certain barfly in Quark's Bar (DS9), though he's not mentioned by name. We don't know how long-lived his species is, so he shows up here.Rating: T
( A Klingon and an Englishman Walk into a Bar... )